When I see a good singer, I get teary-eyed. Part of it is jealousy because all comedians are frustrated rock stars. That is a fact.

Critics? Do not talk to me of critics! You think some jackanapes journalist, his soul eaten away by the maggots of jealousy and failure, has anything worthwhile to say of art? I do not.

On the same line of reasoning, if Australians were to be Australians, or rather if Australians were as separate from any other nation as Australia from any other land, there would be no jealousy between them on England's account.

That is ever the way. Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse.

I do not get jealousy, I do not get how people hate each other - I never did.

What we used to say was whoever had the bow tie got to lead the band. There was never any jealousy.