I would love to have the same rights as everybody else. I would love, I do not care if it is called marriage. I do not care if it is called, you know, domestic partnership. I do not care what it is called.

Books and marriage go ill together.

But the key to our marriage is the capacity to give each other a break. And to realize that it is not how our similarities work together it is how our differences work together.

Our Nation must defend the sanctity of marriage.

Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.

A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.

Pink Floyd is like a marriage that is on a permanent trial separation.

Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.

The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.

The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.

A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Gay marriage is going to happen. It must.

We will see a breakdown of the family and family values if we decide to approve same-sex marriage, and if we decide to establish homosexuality as an acceptable alternative lifestyle with all the benefits that go with equating it with the heterosexual lifestyle.

I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman.

I am done with men... I am going to be alone. I have no luck with relationships. I do not think I am made for marriage.

Marriage is miserable unless you find the right person that is your soulmate and that takes a lot of looking.

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.

Crucial to understanding federalism in modern day America is the concept of mobility, or the ability to vote with your feet. If you do not support the death penalty and citizens packing a pistol - do not come to Texas. If you do not like medicinal marijuana and gay marriage, do not move to California.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.