By our Heavenly Father and only because of God, only because of God. We are like other couples. We do not get along perfectly we do not go without arguments and, as I call them, fights, and heartache and pain and hurting each other. But a marriage is three of us.

Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.

If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.

Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.

Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later for another thing, they die earlier.

Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.

I think women are natural caretakers. They take care of everybody. They take care of their husbands and their kids and their dogs, and do not spend a lot of time just getting back and taking time out.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

It is not beauty but fine qualities, my girl, that keep a husband.

A man marries to have a home, but also because he Does not want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.

There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded.

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can not help but smile on it.

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man habits and then complain that he is not the man she married?