Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.

Marriage should be a duet - when one sings, the other claps.

It takes patience to appreciate domestic bliss volatile spirits prefer unhappiness.

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance.

Love is often the fruit of marriage.

It is a full time job being honest one moment at a time, remembering to love, to honor, to respect. It is a practice, a discipline, worthy of every moment.

Plant and your spouse plants with you weed and you weed alone.

Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance.

They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.

Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can not decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.

Daddy was real gentle with kids. That is why I expected so much out of marriage, figuring that all men should be steady and pleasant.

It is not tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying it is separating himself from all the others.

She is been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods a nest of sorrows.